You're right. I can't help what you are.

I think it's pretty obvious that I have a deep-seated need to be the center of attention wherever I go, which leads me to create vast, sweeping lies as attempts to constantly one-up myself. Textbook.

Are you guessing my age based on my appearance? How old would that make you? Twenties? Thirties? That's assuming what I see has anything to do with your actual body, of course. How far off is that?