free drinks!

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New thing here, peeps.

Want a drink? Open up to me about why you "need" one, and ye shall receive.

Lie, or be too young for this shit, and get non-alcoholic. Don't be that person. That person sucks.

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(Missy is ready to interrupt at the words "in love", but more words splash out of Jaina's stormy head, and Missy can't bear to shut down someone who obviously needed some sort of outlet.)

It'll do, Red. I have some Djew with your name on it on standby. Give me a sec.

(The pixie jumps into the air and swoops down behind the bar. Within seconds, she's taken wing again with all her limbs wrapped stubbornly around a familiar ceramic bottle. A label on the top reads, in tiny, scraggly cursive, "Jaina's fave".)

Enjoy. I'm not going anywhere tonight, so stay and chat, or I'll be bored.